I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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