return my video game
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I just blew my weed a kiss
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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