Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Fuck appropriateness.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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