Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
someone threw a dead crab at me
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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