? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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