Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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