Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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