Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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