Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
