he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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