im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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