People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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