Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
