Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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