Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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