they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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