yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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