he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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