I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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