You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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