and you said cock pushups were impossible
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Fuck appropriateness.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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