lets start a swedish sibling band together
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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