Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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