Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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