I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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