No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
