Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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