I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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