im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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