i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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