I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Who died my cat blue again?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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