How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she told me i tasted like america
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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