lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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