So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Why are your pants in the freezer?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize