My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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