i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Randomize
