She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
the day after is always just damage control
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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