we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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