your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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