nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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