If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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