You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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