i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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