reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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