I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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