Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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