I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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