if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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