were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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