TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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