She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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