i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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