I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I deserve this hangover.
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